"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
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"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."
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General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify
"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."
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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
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"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"
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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."
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"He was someone you had to light a ﬁre under in order to get anything done."
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"Are you now, or have you ever been."
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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."
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"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."
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"Your constant cries to cut the pork sadden me, Senator."
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"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
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"If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny."
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