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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"
"I believe this is nothing but a witch-hunt, Congressman."
"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."
"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
"I love my testimony. You've really captured my voice."
"We're going before the SUpreme Court in an hour, Ben. Would it kill you to sit on my lap?"