Testing Cartoons

"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"You tested positive for being negative."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."

"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

"I was afraid I was lying to myself, but, thank God, I passed the polygraph."

"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."