"Well, Bob, it looks like a paper cut, but just to be sure let's do lots of tests."
"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"You tested positive for being negative."
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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
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"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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"I'll want to run a few tests on you, just to cover my ass."
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"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."
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"Five thousand hours, and his vital signs are still strong."
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"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
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"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
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"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."
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"I was afraid I was lying to myself, but, thank God, I passed the polygraph."
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."
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"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
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A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
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"At this point, we know it's addictive."
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"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."
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