Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"
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"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."
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"He's from Texas."
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The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.
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"I'm from Texas, but my hat was made in China."
"We're pretty traditional around here. I handle everything on the domestic front except security."
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"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
"Ooh, you have a tornado right there."
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Texas Dashboard Organizer
Crossing the Nachos Grande
How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places
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Dallas Followed by Falcon Crest
"Oh, stop your frettin'"
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"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."
Don't mess with Connecticut
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"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."
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"it was an impulse purchase."
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"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"
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Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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