"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"The phrase you're groping for is 'Thank you.'"
"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual ﬁnancial support from viewers like you."
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"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"
"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
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"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."
"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."
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"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."
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"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."
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"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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Thank you for not killing me.
Man eating under a sign which reads "Thank you for not being a Communist".
Thank you for not breaking the law.
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"Next time, if someone gives you a compliment, just say 'thank you'."
"I'm doing the thank-you notes, Joseph. Do you remember if Balthazar brought the myrrh or the frankincense?"
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"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."
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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."
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Thank you, Essential Workers
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Thank you healthcare heroes
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"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"
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Mothers are Heroes
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"And lastly, I'd just like to say a big '*&$@' you to Mrs. Peters, my fourth grade teacher."