Hell's Comedy Club
"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."
The First Day Back
Tags:back to school, start of term, school, school days, college, colleges, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, grim reaper, the grim reaper, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, demon, demons
"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."
Tags:irs, the irs, i.r.s., internal revenue serivce, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, regret, regrets, regretful, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens, tax, taxes, penalty, penalties, irs penalty, irs penalties
"Go ahead, finish your beer."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, pig, pigs, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeques, barbeque, judgement, judgement day, dying, after life, the afterlife, afterlife, the after life, meat eater, meat eaters, omnivore, omnivores
The Devil's Workshop
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, demon, demons, bottled water, water bottle, water bottles, water, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, profiteer, profiteering, take advantage, taking advantage, consumerism, consumer, consumers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, basic commodity, basic commodities, drought, droughts, water shortage, water shortages
Subway from Hell
Tags:subway, the subway, new york subway, ny subway, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, commute, commutes, commuting, the commute, commuter, commuters, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, transform, transforming, transformation, fallen from grace, fallen from heaven, lucifer, descending into hell
"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"
"Love the apple. Love the snake. Love the whole concept. Shoot the works!"
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians, devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, idea, ideas, proposal, proposal, presentation, presentations
"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, sins, sinner, sinners, judgement, judgements, judgement days, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, the after life, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers, blaspheme, blaspheming, let off, let-off, lucky escape, lucky escapes
"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."
Tags:heaven, pearly gates, the pearly gates, afterlife, the afterlife, after life, dying, the after life, died, god, private sector, the private sector, citizen sector, the citizen sector, hell, heavenly reward, for profit, for-profit, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jews, jewish, for profit businesses, for profit business, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, economy, the economy, economics
"No deal. My lobbyists have everything under control."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, demon, demon, deal with the devils, deals with the devil, no deal, lobbyist, lobbyists, politician, politicians, opposition, the opposition, congress, political activist, political activists, legislation, passing legislation, politcal deal, political deals, dirty deal, dirty dealing, corrupt, corruption, government corruption
"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"
"This is way too much accountability."
"I don't want to let being dead define me."
Tags:dead, dying, heaven, the after life, afterlife, after life, after-life, angel, angels, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jewish, jew, jews, self define, self defined, self definition, self-define, self-defined, self-definition, theism, theist, theists, putting people in boxes, define, defined, pretentious, pretension, delusion, deluded, mistaken
"Every once in a while, it's fun to let one go, just to see what happens."
"At least you have something to look back on. Mine were all sins of omission."
Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso
"Ever wonder if there's something less?"
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."
"There'll be some opportunities to get into management."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, sinner, sinners, demon, demons, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, eternal damnation, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, career ladder, the career ladders, climbing the ladder, management, management roles
"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
"Your personal demons have done a fabulous job."
"I'm not a musician but I was unplugged."