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bible, bibles, the bible, biblical, moses, ten commandments, commandment, ten commandment, 10 commandments, 10, religion, religious, crowd, crowds, read, reading, pass it back, pass it along, pass along, pass it on, pass on, read, reading, stone tablet, tablet, stone tablets, teacher, teaching, teachers, school, schools, learn, learning, meeting, meetings"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."
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religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, garden of eden, eden, original sin, sins, adam and eve, eve, adam, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, paradise, garden of paradise, puppet, puppets, budget, low budget, bare, hand, hands, puppet theatre, puppet theater, puppetryGorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk
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religion, religions, religious, creation, creationism, creationist, genesis, noah, ark, arks, noah's ark, sins, animal, animals, flood, cleansing, purification, god, gods, christian, christianity, christians, the bible, bible, biblical, conservation, conservationism, ecology, ecological, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, desk, desks, environment, environmental, environmentalist, environmentalism, wild, businessmen, businessman, luxury, luxuries, management, manager, managers, exec, executive, executives, execs"When I was a child, I lost childish amounts of money, but when I became a man I put away childish losses and started losing man-sized amounts of money."
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childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, grow up, growing up, loss, losses, making a loss, making losses, office worker, office workers, manhood, becoming a man, money, monetary, stocks and shares, stock market crash, crash, crashes, economic crash, financial crash, financial crisis, debt, in debt, pocket money, child, kid, kids, childhood, bible, bible quote, bible quotes, corinthians, christian, christians, christianity, the bible, recession"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
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grammar, capitals, capitalisation, proper noun, proper nouns, god, heaven, angel, angels, christianity, judaism, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, egocentric, egotist, self-absorbed, self-absorption, bible, the bible, deity, capitalize, grammar nazi, deities, monotheism, monotheist, reverential capitalisation, reverential capitalization, pronouns, pronoun, correct pronouns"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
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Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible
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bible, bibles, the bible, biblical, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, heavenly, heaven is boring, trope, tropes, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, art, arts, religious imagery, religious, religions"Love the apple. Love the snake. Love the whole concept. Shoot the works!"
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adam and eve, garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, modern life, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technology, modern tech, cctv, cctv camera, surveillance camera, surveillance camera, spying, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusive, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians"Now that you mention it, the Roman numerals do seem a little ominous."
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publisher, publishers, publishing, self publishing, self-publishing, 10 commandments, the 10 commandments, the ten commandments, ten commandments, god, moses, old testament, the old testament, christianity, judaism, old testament, the old testament, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, modern life, modern times, the bible, mount sinai"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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trump, donald trump, president trump, christian, christians, christianity, evangelical, evangelicals, fake, fake it, faking it, president donald trump, swear in, swears in, swearing in, inauguration, inauguration ceremony, disbeliever, atheist, atheists, atheism, religiosity, belief, bible, the bible, pious, feign, feigns, feigningGarden of Eden Cocktail Bar
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religious, religions, religious imagery, religious figures, abraham, father abraham, the story of abraham, sacrifice, sacrificing, sacrificial, altar, altars, career, careers, careerist, careerism, following orders, bible, the bible, bible story, bible stories, biblical, old testament, parent, parents, parental, parenting, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, genesis, isaac, child, kid, kids, family, work life balance, work/life balance, the binding of isaac, binding of isaac, family, culture, culture clash, shpasik, jtoons"Sure, the New Testament looks like a winner, but has it got legs?"
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