"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''
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"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
Tags:baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committal
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
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"Well executed, both of you!"
Tags:close call, close-call, umpire, umpires, baseball, baseballs, positive, positivity, positive reinforcement, reinforce, ball game, the game, sport, sports, psychology, psychological, social engineering, social-engineering, batter, batters, base, second base, first base, third base, american, america, regional, region, region, too close, too close to call, tag, tag up, tags up, tag out, tags out, tagging out, encourage, encourages, encouragement, participation trophy, participation trophies, positive attitude, positive attitudes
"The good news is it's the size of a baseball."
Tags:tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, baseball, baseballs, sport, sports, sportsman, sporting, base ball, the game, last inning, final inning, terminal, doctor, doctors, medicine, medicines, good news, bad news, good news and bad news, apt, appropriate, hospital, hospitals, gallows humor, black humor, dark humor, gallows humour, black humour, dark humour, get well, get well soon
Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
Tags:tarot, tarots, tarot card, tarot cards, card, cards, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, read, reading, house of, astrology, astrological, mystic, mystics, mysticism, mets, met, baseball, baseball game, games, season, seasons, the game, record, new york, sport, sports, competitive sports, sports lover, sports lovers, competition, clinch, seance, married, marriage, married life, communication, communicate, communicating, wife, wives, loyal, loyalty, seance, seances
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
Tags:marriage, married, married life, happy marriage, unhappy marriage, antelope, antelopes, animal, animals, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, lazy, lazily, laziness, couch, couch potato, the game, watching the game, predator, predators, king of the jungle, slob, slobs, slobby, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype
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"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."
Tags:wagner, wagners, vvagner, classical, classical music, opera, operatic, classic opera, opera classics, ring cycle, the ring cycle, music, musician, length, lengthy, run time, long, boring, bored, bore, sport, sports, tv, t v, television, televised sport, baseball, baseballs, the game, baseball game, seventh inning, inning, 7th inning, 7th, the 7th