"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
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"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
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"I hope his dark side is more interesting."
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Shooting at the Moon
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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
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"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."
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"It's hard to believe that she has such strength in her hind legs."
"Did you just do a rooster?"
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"Zippy! My first dog!"
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Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.
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