"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."
Tags:meeting, meetings, work meetings, embezzle, embezzled, embezzles, embezzlement, embezzler, embezzlers, theft, thief, white collar crime, childrens games, childish games, brush under the carpet, brushed under the carpet, cover-up, corporate cover-up, cover-ups, conceal evidence, concealing evidence, execs, exec, fraud
"Need anything from the bank?"
"In the interest of increasing revenue this quarter, Evan, here, will be leading an initiative to rip off liquor stores."
Tags:business meeting, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business meetings, revenue, company revenvue, economic downturn, downturn, recession, recessions, credit crunch, desparate times, desparate measures, robbery, rob, theft, steal, stealing, swindle, swindling, crimes, turn to crime
"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."
Tags:judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, alibi, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, corporate, corporation, corporations, private individual, rich people, rich, corporate crime, conspiracy, capitalism, capitalist, theft, money laundering, market manipulation, manipulation, papers, paper, newspaper, father, fathers, son, sons, kid, kids
Robot Parts $5
Tags:lemonade stand, lemonade stands, lemonade stall, lemonade stalls, kid, kids, child, childhood, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, competition, competing, compete, robot, robots, theft, thief, thieves, market competition, undercut, undercutting, undercutting prices, business strategy, business strategies, predatory pricing, driving out competitors, robot parts, robot part
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, office supplies, office worker, office workers, offices, theft, petty theft, thief, thieves, office theft, businesses, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
"So Jones really did take the stairs."
"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."
"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."
Tags:mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, bad service, bad customer service, customer service, confiscate, confiscating, confiscation, officious, rude, theft, thief, antisocial, unsociable
"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."
Tags:silicon valley, computer chip, computer chips, microchip, microchips, micro chip, micro chips, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, advancing technology, developing technology, techy, out of touch, behind the times, intellectual property, copied product, copied products, theft, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
Tags:space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes
"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
Tags:crimes, criminal, crimals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, at gunpoint, at gun-point, at gun point, held at gun-point, held at gunpoint, held at gun point, bank eller, bank tellers, bank worker, bank workers, bank manager, bank managers, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, reprimand, reprimanded, tell off, told off, insult, insulted, belittle, belittled, mother, mothers, motherly, mothering, scold, scolded, theft, thief, thieves, armed robbery, armed robberies
"The computers went down at the supermarket, and everybody took it as a signal to go ahead and loot."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, ghost writer, ghost writers, speech, speeches, public speaker, public speakers, king, kings, royalty, royal, royals, peasant, peasants, theft, thief, thieves, plagiarist, plagiarists, plagiarism, plagiarise, plagiarize, ghostwriter, ghostwriters, old joke, old jokes, stealing jokes
"I presume your innocence."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, money, stolen, theft, thief, thieves, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, innocent until proven guilty, presume, presumption, presumptions, presuming, presumption of innocence, law, laws, legal, legal system, justice system, wordplay, word play
"It's O.K., we're faith-based."
"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crimes, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, car key, car keys, car-key, car-keys, key, armed robbery, armed robberies, armed mugging, armed muggings, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles
"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, bonus, bonuses, executive, executives, business executives, business executive, missed meeting, missed meetings, theft, thief, steal, stealing, divvy up, dividing fairly, dividing, take advantage, taking advantage, share, sharing, divvied up, opportunist, opportunists, exploiting, exploiting, exploited
"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."
'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
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"Drat! Someone stole my bike!"
Tags:cat burglar, pun, puns, cat, cats, crazy cat lady, cat lover, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, burglar, grand theft, grand theft auto, auto, autos, sign, signs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, car, cars, theft, crimes, city life, urban life, urban living, city, cities, no mice, cliche, cliches, stereotype, sign, signs, signage, pet, pets, no valuables, valuable
Sign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"
Tags:asbestos, danger, dangerous, chemical, chemicals, substance, substances, risk, risks, risky, sign, signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, security, prevention, crime prevention, safety, theft prevention, protection, theft protection, theft-protection, theft-prevention, deterrent, theft-deterrent, anti-theft, theft, auto-theft, car theft, effective, deter thieves, environment, depletion, bad for the environment