"I was against Russo-Disneyland from the start."
Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes
Tags:mob, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, killer, killers, killing, kill, kills, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, victim, victims, swimming with the fish, cement shoes, drowning, waterslide, waterslides, water slide, water slides, waterpark, waterparks, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, pool, pools, dark humor, dark humour, death
"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."
Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, technology, modern life
"But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. Only Disney can do that."
Tags:lincoln, abe lincoln, theme park, theme parks, history, historical, civil war, american civil war, patriot, patriots, patriotism, patriotic, commercialism, commercialization, gettysburg, gettysburg address, speech, speeches, famous speech, famous speeches, sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, lincoln, abraham lincoln, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, famous phrase, famous phrases
Roller Coaster Ski Ramp
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, ski slope, ski slopes, ski jump, ski jumps, roller coaster, roller coasters, fun fair, fun fairs, ski ramp, ski ramps, going round in circles, loop, looping, never ending loop, perpetual motion, snow, snowing, ski resort, ski resorts, theme park, theme parks, perpetual motion machine, perpetual motion machines, thermodynamics, laws of thermodynamics, amusement park, amusement parks
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:office, offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, disappointment, let down, let-down, fair ground, fairground, fun fair, fun fair, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fairground ride, ride, rides, fairground rides, office job, office jobs, career option, career options, prospect, career prospects, career prospect, prospects, merry go round, marry-go-round, undesirable, undesirable jobs, undesirable job, boring job, boring jobs
You must be this tall.
Tags:nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, space force, spaceforce, n.a.s.a., ride, rides, amusement park, amusement, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, theme-parks, theme-park, space, spaceship, ships, rocket, rockets, space ship, spaceships, space ships, space craft, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spacecrafts, you must be this tall, height, heights, height limits, minimum, minimum height, astronaut, astronauts, cosmonaut, cosmonauts
Tunnel of Whale Guts
Last Chance For Reality
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
Tags:circus, circuses, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, funfair, funfairs, consumerism, consumer, consumer, consumerist, commercialism, capitalism, capitalism, modern day, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, overeating, overeat, over eating, over eat, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy foods, unhealthy food, obesity, obesity issues, obesity issue, weight issue, weight issues, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, obesity problem, weighing scales, scales, amusement park, amusement parks, weight gain, unhealthy weight gain, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, popcorn, candyfloss, cotton candy
"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."
"When they built this, Jeremy, parks didn't have themes."
Tags:park, parks, city park, city parks, public park, public parks, central park, common, commons, garden, gardens, landscaper, landscaping, children, child, questions children ask, childhood, parents, parenthood, family outing, family outings, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, carnival, carnivals, public space, public spaces, new york, new york city, nyc, naive, naiveté, nuclear family, nuclear families, history
Danbury Theme Parks
Tags:man's inhumanity to man, amor vincit omnia, caravaggio, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tourist, tourists, crime spree, crime sprees, collective unconscious, fairground, fairgrounds, fair ground, fair grounds, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, sign, signs
Tunnel of Life
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park, theme parks, theme park ride, theme park rides, water park, water parks, the tunnel of love, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, growing up, life choices, monotony, monotonous, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, low expectations
Tunnel of TV
Tags:modern life, modern times, carnival, carnival ride, carnival rides, watches tv, watching tv, modern update, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge, binges, bingeing, theme park, theme parks, theme park ride, theme park ride, tie-in, tie-ins, movie tie-in, movie tie-ins, amusement park, amusement parks
Guru on the roller coaster.
Tags:refund, refunds, no refunds, amusement park, amusement parks, fair, fairs, theme park, theme parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park ride, theme parks rides, funfair ride, funfair rides, water park, water parks, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, disappointing, unlucky, relationship, love, modern life, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splitting ups
"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."
"Uh, back to Sea World?"
Tags:funfair, funfairs, fun fairs, fun airs, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, themepark, themeparks, shooting range, shooting ranges, duck, ducks, house of horrors, stall, stalls, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pigs to slaughter, hunter, hunters, hunting, blood sport, blood sports, shooting, shooter, shooters, trick, trickery, tricked, deceive, deceptions, deceived, deceptions, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists
"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, circus, circuses, balloon, balloons, balloon stand, balloon stands, balloon cart, balloon carts, sales, salesman, salesperson, funfair, funfairs, roller coaster, rollercoaster, roller coasters, rollercoasters, ride, rides, game, games, junk, waste of money, souvenir, souvenirs
Themeless Park - 1 Mile
Tags:highway, highways, drive, drives, driving, theme park, theme parks, nature, natural world, road, roads, road trip, road trips, scenic, scenic area, scenic areas, beauty, wilderness, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, isolated, isolation, park, parks, national park, national parks, nature preserve, nature preserves, wild, wilds, family vacation, family vacations
The Endless Tunnel of Love
Tags:endless, forever, stuck, no escape, tunnel, tunnels, love, romantic, romance, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, argue, fight, fights, fighting, no service, no reception, phone, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell-phone, cell phones, reception, service, phone service, phone reception, marriage, married life, bad relationship, bad relationships, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, attraction, attractions