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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"
"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"No, a question period will not follow!"
"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
"You misquoted St. Thomas Aquinas, Albert Camus, and me."
The Cosmology of Timmy
"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."
"I'm not one for theological debate, but intelligent design could certainly account for the likes of us."
"Theologian? You guys are always fun."