"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
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"I think Italian is spoken in Heaven and Dutch is spoken in Hell."
"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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"You misquoted St. Thomas Aquinas, Albert Camus, and me."
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God uses the universe as a reading light.
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Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
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The Cosmology of Timmy
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"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."
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"I'm not one for theological debate, but intelligent design could certainly account for the likes of us."
"Theologian? You guys are always fun."
"I guess this is where we part ways."
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