"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."
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evolution, theory of evolution, evolve, evolved, unevolved, human evolution, evolution of man, primitive man, primitive, evolutionary process, homo sapiens, homo sapien, stages of human evolution, stages, stage, stages of evolution, next stage, businessman, businessmen, pre-history, notice, noticed, unobservant, oblivious"That's him—the one on the right."
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evolve, evolved, evolves, evolution, evolutionary, line up, line-up, police lineup, lineup, police, policeman, cop, cops, police man, officer, officers, police officer, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, prehistory, prehistoric, history, historical, science, theory, theory of evolution, darwin, darwinism, creation, creationismFish leaves sea in search of fishbowl.
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fish, pet fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, the origin of species, on the origin of species, darwin, charles darwin, natural selection, domesticated, domestication, desperate, desperation, end goal, end goals, modern life, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsEvo-Tourists
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evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, legs, leg, land, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, darwin, darwinism, darwinian, theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, tourist, tourism, tourist trap, tourists, stereotype, globalisation, globalization, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, play on words, word play, word-play"Understand, Richardson, I don't believe in evolution, but I do believe in Darwinism."
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religions, theism, theist, theists, evolution, evolution denial, evolution denier, evolution deniers, creationism, creationist, creationists, darwin, darwinism, darwinist, darwinists, charles darwin, theory of evolution, the theory of evolution, the origin of species, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, business manaer, business managers, management problems, management problem, employer, employers, discrimination, religious discrimination, contradiction, contradict"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."
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fish, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, fishbowl, fishbowls, escape, escaping, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, surgery, plastic surgery, self betrayal, self-betrayal, moving on, freedom, life choice, life choices, life decision, life decisions, legs"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."
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cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavewomen, cavewoman, evolving, evolution, table tennis, table tennis player, table tennis players, keeping up with the joneses, evolve, evolves, evolved, theory of evolution, keeping up with the neighbours, keeping up with the neighbors, survival of the fittest, darwinismChicken and Egg playing baseball.
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chicken and the egg, chicken or the egg, winner, winners, loser, losers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, philosophy, big question, big questions, philosophical question, philosophical questions, competition, competitions, competitve, competitiveness, race, races, evolution, theory of evolutionOfficer Worker Evolution
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, primordial soup, the origin of life, devolution, escape, escaping, run away, running away, modern life"You have a club—use it."
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evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, legs, leg, land, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, darwin, darwinism, darwinian, theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cycle, cycles, human, humans, cyclical, club, clubbed, businessman, businessmenMan ascends from subway station exit, followed by a caveman, an ape, and earlier creatures in homage to evolutionary theory.
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urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, metro, subway, underground, tube, train, trains, entrance, station, stations, platform, platforms, exit, exits, history, historical, science, biology, evolution, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, man, men, human, humans, modern human, modern humans, ape, apes, primate, primates, early human, early humans, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, ascending, creature, creatures, evolutionary scale, evolutionary scales, scale, scales"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
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animal, animals, fish, science, biology, evolution, evolutionary theory, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, evolving, evolve, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, fast, too fast, caught, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
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evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, dance, dancing, dancer, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, dancers, primordial soup, the origin of life, individuality, individualism, excitement, excited, ahead of your time, ahead of the times, self expression, break the mould, breaking the mould, tedious, tedium, monotony, monotonous"Coastal élite!"
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evolve, evolving, evolution, theory of evolution, darwinism, charles darwin, on the origin of species, darwin, fish, coastal elite, coastal elites, liberal, liberals, growing legs, western coast, northeastern coast, privilege, privileges, privileged, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."
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evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, charles darwin, darwinism, darwinist, darwinists, on the origin of species, origin of species, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, great ape, great apes, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, neanderthal, neanderthals, primitive man, primitive men, paleolithic, early man, early men, early human, early human, mirror image, reminisce, reminiscing, reminded, remind, reminding, looking in the mirrorIntelligent Design
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evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, legs, leg, land, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, darwin, darwinism, darwinian, theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, business model, productivity, profit, profitable, profitability, monetize, monetise, monetized, monetised"Evolve already! Ice caps are melting."
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survival of the fittest, darwinism, charles darwin, polar bear, polar bears, evolution, theory of evolution, evolving, ice cap, ice caps, ice-cap, ice-caps, wildlife, climate change, climate-change, global warming, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."
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