Therapy Cartoons

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"You may be suffering from what's known as full nest syndrome."

Psychiatry in the Park

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Looking good!"

"They moved my bowl."

"And only you can hear this whistle?"

"So–what seems to be the problem?"

"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

Agoraphobia

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

"Damn, Tyler, I thought you'd worked through all that in therapy."

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Well, if you buy the stuff the public-relations people put out, I'm Edward the Great."