Thief Cartoons

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

"Need anything from the bank?"

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

Robot Parts $5

"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"

"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

3 Guys Stealing

"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."

"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"

"Eat your lunch, and then we'll see about giving your phone back."

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"The computers went down at the supermarket, and everybody took it as a signal to go ahead and loot."

"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."

"My joke!"

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"