"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
"Need anything from the bank?"
"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"Invest? No offense, but I've read about you guys."
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Robot Parts $5
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"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
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3 Guys Stealing
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"Thursday is out. I have jury duty."
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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
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"The computers went down at the supermarket, and everybody took it as a signal to go ahead and loot."
"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."
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"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
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"I presume your innocence."
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"It's O.K., we're faith-based."
"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
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"Me, too—but it's a good tired."