"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."
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"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"
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"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
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"And one more water."
"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"
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A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
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"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."
"Don't—they'll only make you thirstier."
"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."
Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
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"Are they wet?"
"I don't think it's sanitary to drink from the same footprint."
"The important thing is to stay hydrated."
"A twist...a twist..."
"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."
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"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
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"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."
An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.
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"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
"I found that the harder I worked the thirstier I got."
"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."
A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet
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"Hot water! Hot water!"