"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."
Tags:merger, mergers, corporation, corporations, acquisition, acquisitions, business, big business, ship, ships, boat, boats, rowing, rows, ancient history, ancient, greek, greece, slavery, thoughtless, stupid, pointless, businesses, combine, fuse, different, contrast, contrasting, contrasts, commerce, worker, workers, executive, executives, time will tell, makes sense
"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"
"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"
Tags:newspaper, newspapers, read, reads, reading, reader, readers, avid reader, avid readers, pay attention, paying attention, husband, husbands, wife, wives, finger on the pulse, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, dinner, dinners, cook, cooks, cooking, preference, preferences, help, helps, helping, helpful, helpfulness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, absent-minded, absentminded, absentmindedness
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
Tags:fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centred
"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, fly, flies, flying, flight, stranded, desert island, desert islands, marooned, maroon, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, clueless, out to lunch, space cadet, space cadets, memory, remember, remembers, common sense, no common sense, lack of common sense, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers
"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
Tags:sheep, follow the herd, following the herd, community, communities, philosophy, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, justification, justifications, thinking outside the box, obedience, brainless, brainlessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, modern life, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, following the pack, follow the pack
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
Tags:grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, deathbed, deathbeds, insensitive, death bed, death beds, spell check, spellcheck, dying, die, dies, dead, hospital, hospitals, teen, teens, teenager, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, carefree, rude, rudeness, tasteless, uncouth, question, questions, cancer, cancers
"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"
The Unexamined Life on Demand
Tags:socrates, plato, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, unexamined life, the unexamined life, reality show, reality shows, reality tv, trash tv, on demand, streaming, television, movie, movies, slacker, slackers, slacking off, couch potato, couch potatoes, thoughtless, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers
Subtitles for the Stupid
Tags:subtitle, subtitles, stupid, idiot, idiots, understanding, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, subtext, read between the lines, reading between the lines, movie, movies, film, films, filmgoer, filmgoers, film goer, film goers, follow the plot, follows the plot, following the plot, lazy, laziness, thoughtless
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
Tags:gender stereotype, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, spouse, spouses, nag, nags, nagging, careless, carelessness, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, husband, husbands, man, men, put away, puts away, putting away, knife, knives, wash, washes, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishwasher, dishwashers, doing dishes, do the dishes, sink, sinks
"I can catch-you can't throw."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, m.d.s, md, mds, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, heart surgery, operating room, operating table, throw and catch, ball games, high stakes, vital organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, black humour, ball game, irresponsible, throwing, malpractice, mal-practice, dying, operating theater, operating theatre, immature, immaturity, immoral, immorality, thoughtless, thoughtlessness
"Your faucet is running."
Tags:idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates
"That's not my political opinion. That's just stuff I hear on the radio."
Tags:opinion, opinions, parrot, parrots, parroting, repeat, repeats, repeating, thought, thoughts, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, radio, radios, talk show, talk shows, opinion show, opinion shows, news, common man, common person, ordinary person, ordinary people, politics, political landscape, original thought, original thoughts, originality, unoriginal
"The Mind Of Whiskers."
Tags:cat, cats, thought bubble, thinking, stupid cat, blinking, blink, thought, thoughts, slow cat, thought bubbles, the mind of a cat, mind, minds, intellect, simple cat, tabby, tabbies, tabby cat, empty headed, empty-headed, thoughtless, whiskers, airhead, air head, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers
"Why, thank you dear – I suppose five gallons of gas is a thoughtful birthday gift."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, gift, gifts, present, presents, last-minute, last minute, last-minute gift, thoughtless, thoughtless gift, thoughtless gifts, thoughtless present, thoughtless presents, thoughtful gift, thoughtful gifts, thoughtful present, thoughtfull presents, husband, husbands, stereotype, steretypes
Tags:april fools, april fools day, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, stupid, stupid person, stupid people, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, foolish, foolish idea, foolish ideas, certain, certainty, certainties, think ahead, thinking ahead, thoughtless, careless, carefree, april
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
Running on Empty
Tags:running on empty, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication, speak, speaks, speaking, empty, thoughtless, mindless, mindlessness, chatter, chatters, chattering class, chattering classes, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism
"Es usted Diners' Club?"
Tags:charge, charges, charge card, charge cards, credit card, credit cards, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, vacation, vacations, mexico, mexican, middle class, expectant, ignorant, ignorance, communicate, communicates, communication, accept, accepts, accepting, middle class, upper class, upper classes, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, inconsiderate
"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"
Tags:car, cars, new car, new cars, gift, gifts, present, presents, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, anniversary, anniversaries, birthday, birthdays, bow, bows, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, letdown, letdowns, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, auto, automobile, automobiles, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, wrapping, wrap up, wraps up, wrapping up
"I don't need to write it down, boss, I'm wearing a wire."
Tags:wire, wearing a wire, wear a wire, wears a wire, write a note, writing a note, mob, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, wiretap, wiretaps, wire tap, wire taps, note, notes, informant, informants, fbi informant, fbi, law enforcement, thoughtless, criminal conspiracy, criminal conspiracies, conspiracy, conspiracies, idiot, moron, idiots, morons, mobster, mobsters
"Anyhoo, it's malignant."
Tags:malignant, malignancy, cancer, cancer diagnosis, cancer diagnoses, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, bedside manner, sensitive, sensitivity, insensitive, insensitivity, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, rude, rudeness, impolite, thoughtless, anyhoo, casual, overly casual, exam, exams, examination, examinsation, patient, patients, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing
"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."
Tags:speaker, speakers, speaker phone, speaker phones, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, conversation, conversations, converse, conversing, public transport, public transit, inconsiderate, subway, subways, tube, hands-free, loud, annoying, obnoxious, rude, rudeness, impolite, entitled, entitlement complex, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, ego, egotist, egotistical, eavesdrop, eavesdrops, eavesdropping, listen, listens, listen in, listens in, annoyance, annoyances, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes
At the Corner of Irate and Insane