Threat Cartoons

"I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22408
High Res:
1546x1207 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fallback position, fallback positions, plan b, plan bs, backup plan, backup plans, negotiation, negotiations, business negotiation, business negotiations, firearm, firearms, gun crime, gun crimes, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating

"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC33049
High Res:
1940x1756 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bark, barks, barking, woof, woofs, woofing, imagination, imaginary, imagine, pretend, pretends, pretending, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, threat, threats, threatening, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC122251
High Res:
3500x2853 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
verbal abuse, bully, bullies, bullying, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, lunch money, abuse, abusive, abuser, abusers, masculine, masculinity, social pressure, social pressures, pressure, pressures, peer pressure, reversal, reversals, gender, student, students, suffer, suffers, suffering, gossip, gossips, gossiping

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC27837
High Res:
2121x1673 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
disciplinarian, disciplinarians, modern times, modern life, modern family, modern families, gay marriage, lesbian marriage, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, gay couple, gay couples, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, strict, strict parent, strict parents

"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122491
High Res:
3500x3167 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
poll, polls, polling, approval rating, approval ratings, threat, threats, threatening, dictator, dictators, iron fist, iron fists, ruler, rulers, ruling, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, dictatorship, dictatorships, approval rating, approval ratings, politician, politicians

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC30947
High Res:
2255x1624 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
threat, threats, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behavior, newspaper, newspapers, obedience training, puppy training, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, shoe, shoes, chewing

"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC33018
High Res:
2142x1658 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, law degree, law degrees, law school, law schools, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, revenge, get revenge, getting revenge, fight back, fights back, fighting back

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC28321
High Res:
1881x2215 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, villain, villains, threat, threaten, threatened, murder, murderous, scare, scared, scary, pet, pets, bad dog, bad dogs, horseback, horse back, viking, cavalry, charge, charger, fence, fences, keep out, sign, signage, warning, warned, warn, warnings, signs, domestic pet, play on words, word play, cossacks.cosack, beware of the dog, the wild hunt

"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC28701
High Res:
2946x1817 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, dog, dogs, bone, bones, jargon, legal jargon, legalese, lawyerese, growl, growls, growling, legal representative, legal representatives, legal representation

An Alligator Walks Into A Dog Park

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123056
High Res:
3500x2507 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alligator, alligators, croc, crocodile, crocodiles, dog park, dogs, dog, animals, animal, domestic, domesticated, domestic pet, pets, pet, dog parks, exotic, exotic animal, shady, threat, threatening, tense, tension, visual, visual gag, visual gags, sight gag, sight gags, predator, predators, prey

"What are you doing outside of coach?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC42287
High Res:
2000x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, airhostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class

"Your editor wants to know if you have enough flexibility to just give up."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC42865
High Res:
1500x1287 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
give up, writer, writers, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, harsh, flexibility, veiled, veiled, fire, firing, give-up, giving up, give-up, giving-up, phone call, phone calls, threat, threatening, flexible, fired, fired, minced words, writing, telephone, telephones, book, books, journalist, journalism, novel, novels

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC43004
High Res:
1800x1542 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wino, winos, santa, santas, santa claus, charity, charities, mall, malls, salvation army, raise money, raises money, raising money, homeless, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, reindeer, north pole, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, beggar, beggars, begging, christmas, christmas season, holiday season

"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122474
High Res:
3500x2865 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
russian roulette, guns, gun, game, revolver, death, deaths, suicide, suicidal, hand gun, serious, over-serious, family, families, games, seriousness, inappropriate, danger, dangerous, hazard, risk, risky, insane, crazy, father, fathers, dad, dads, threat, threatening

Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC30956
High Res:
2001x1532 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hans brinker, the silver skates, dutch, dike, dikes, finger in the dike, dikes, tip, tipping, the legend of the boy and the dike, the boy and the dike, dutch, a story of life in holland, threatening, threat, blackmailing, the hero of haarlem, cap, caps, holland, netherlands, finger, flood, flooding, dam, dams, dyke, dykes, levee, levees, child, boy, boys, children, pay, money, book, literature, books, novel, novels

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC134725
High Res:
2936x3573 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
competition, competitive, community, communities, keep up, pressure, peer pressure, neighbors, neighbours, neighbor, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, sinister, alternative, alternatives, threat, threatening, bad, kill, assassinate, assassinates, kills, over the top, ott, too far, serious, overly serious, pressures, inferior, inferiority complex

"We've received many letters from your constituents urging you to stay right where you are."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133195
High Res:
2925x2835 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, corruption charge, corruption charges, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, correctional facilities, visiting hours, outpouring, constituent, constituents, unpopular, hated, hatred, support, supporter, supporters, congressman, congressperson, congressmen, senator, senators

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC36457
High Res:
2279x1690 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
terror, fear, feared, scared, scary, horror, horrors, threat, threatened, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, modern, modern life, modern fear, fears, first world problems, first world, first-world, problems, problem, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, dine, dines, dining experience, fine dining, entertainment, food, eating out, eating, foodie, food lover, stress, stressed

Busking with a Gun

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC120751
High Res:
3000x2426 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
busking, busk, violent, gun, guns, pistol, shoot, shooting, threat, threatening, mugging, music, hand gun, spare change, donation, involuntary donation, musical, mugger, muggers, gun crime, gun crimes, threats, intimidation, intimidating

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122734
High Res:
3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC119247
High Res:
3000x2395 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, divorce, problems, relationships, walk out, walks out, walking out, breakup, breakups, divorces, divorcing, follow, follows, following, separation, separations, break up, breaks up, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, come with, coming with, mankoff

"Don't get secular with me, pal."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC31928
High Res:
1754x2440 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
secular, secularism, secularize, secularizes, church, churches, religion, religious, threat, threats, threatening, state, separation, separation of church and state, cliche, saying, sayings, don't get, bar, drink, drinks, drinking, church and state, non religious, atheist, agnostic, agnosticism, atheism

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC136877
High Res:
2953x2763 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
health-care, health care, health, healthy, insurance, health insurance, health plan, cover, health-care plans, health care plans, health care plan, health-care cover, private health, ppo, ppo plan, preferred provider organization, preferred provider organization plan, medicine, medical, medicals, threat, threatening, persuade, gangster, implicit threat, health coverage, health care coverage, health-care coverage, coverage

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC24072
High Res:
1421x1313 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businesses, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, ethic, ethics, ethical, illegal, legal, crime, criminal, at large, threat, threats, handshake, handshakes, shake, shake hands, crony, cronies, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, threatening, white collar, white collar crime, criminals

"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38052
High Res:
2322x1929 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mansplain, mansplains, mansplains, know-it-all, know-it-alls, schubert, composer, composers, threaten, threatened, threatening, walk out, walks out, walking out, smart woman, smart women, threatened, threatening, toxic masculinity, threat, threats, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women, smart woman, smart women, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, bad date, bad dates, single life, single woman, single women