Threats Cartoons

Threats Cartoons

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"I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."

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"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

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"What'll it be, Tyler - your lunch money or heaps of verbal abuse?"

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"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

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"The latest poll shows your approval rating holding steady at a hundred per cent."

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"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

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"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."

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"Now, now, Ruffy, if you'll spare me the threats I'll spare you the legal jargon."

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Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

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"We've received many letters from your constituents urging you to stay right where you are."

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Busking with a Gun

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"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

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"Don't get secular with me, pal."

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"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

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"I said it was Schubert, he said it was Schumann, I turned out to be right, he felt threatened, and I haven't seen him since."

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"You're not too big for me to use this!"

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"Why, it's a message from Major League Baseball."

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"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

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"You folks are grazing on my land."

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The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

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"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

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"Sorry, but I'm cheating on my diet and I don't like loose ends."

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We have your sock.

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