"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"Three wishes less commission."
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Alexa and the Genie
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"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."
"This counts as one wish, by the way."
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"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"
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"That's easy. I wish to go viral three times."
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"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."
"My two other wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too."
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"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"
Aladdin and the disappointing lamp
"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."
"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."