The King of Country Music
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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A court jester pitches a ball to a king.
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A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.
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"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."
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"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
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"You've got him. Edward the Accessible at your service."
"I have pictures of him in his underwear."
The Emperor's Newspaper
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"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
"It says, 'Congratulations! You've been chosen as a finalist to be King of England.'"
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"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
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"You may approach the giant novelty chair."
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"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."
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The King and His Real Estate Advisors
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"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
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"The Duke of Wolfordshire vs. The King of Beers"
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"He's actually quite down-to-earth once you get to know him."
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
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"Look, honey, the glass slipper still fits."
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