"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."
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A court jester pitches a ball to a king.
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"You have creepy peasants."
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"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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"You've got a power beheading at 8 A.M."
The Emperor's Newspaper
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"Don't you just love that new castle smell?"
"Go down there and make them laugh."
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"I can't talk now - he's right here."
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A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.
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A king waits at a bus stop.
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The King's Desk
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"There were irregularities in the succession to the throne."
"What time do you get off work?"
A king in a reclinable throne
"She wishes to range free!"
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"So, order in or go out?"
"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."
Trump state visit