Ticket Cartoons

"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC122945
High Res:
3325x3543 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC133474
High Res:
4666x3582 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chocolate bar, chocolate bars, chocolate, bribe, bribing, police, police officer, ticket, speeding ticket, tickets, speeding tickets, get out, get away, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, inappropriate, ineffective, bribery, corrupt, corruption, pay, payment, payments, pay off, pay-off

"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC132298
High Res:
4533x3433 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
police, traffic violations, speeding, ticket, driving, law, excuse, excuses, likely story, likely stories, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, traffic violation, moving violation, moving violations, highway patrol, highway patrolman, highway patrolmen, police officer, police officers, mankoff

Entrapment Or What?

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC30501
High Res:
2660x3585 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parking, auto, crime, tickets, parking fee, parking fees, parking ticket, parking tickets, ticket, tickets, car park, car parks, traffic cop, traffic cops, meter maid, meter maids, entrap, entraps, entrapment, entrapped, parking garage, parking garages, mankoff

"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC142554
High Res:
3088x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
electric car, electric cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, pulled over, highway patrol, modern times, autonomous, autonomy, vehicle, vehicles, smart, intelligent, intelligence, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, police, police car, police cars, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets

"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC27992
High Res:
1970x1826 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
streisand, barbra streisand, ticket, tickets, concert, concerts, sold out, sell out, sells out, selling out, actress, actress, singer, singers, singing, hard ticket, hard tickets, cocktail, cocktail party, cocktail parties, popular singer, popular singers, popular song, popular songs

The Insanity Plea.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39052
High Res:
2053x1465 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
traffic, car, cars, meter, meters, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, parking, parks, parked, illegal, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car, cars, misdemeanor, misdemeanors, no parking, hydrant, hydrants, pay and display, penalty, penalties, charge, charged, relatable, chance, chancing

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121664
High Res:
3500x4435 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
public speaking, speaking, speaker, speakers, talk, talking, ticket, tickets, demand, in demand, public, vegetable, vegetables, silly, silliness, ridiculous, ridiculousness, eggplant, eggplants, egg plant, egg plants, aubergine, aubergines, present, presentation, presents, disappointed, disappointment

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC121245
High Res:
3000x3001 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ticket, tickets, concert, concerts, ticket queuing, ticket camping, camping for tickets, camping, ticketing, queue, exaggerated, satire, theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, army, armies, conflict, battle, battles, encamp, encamped, military, obsessive, obsessed, desperate

"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35233
High Res:
3734x2713 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tickets, movies, television, home cinema, home cinemas, home theater, home theaters, ticket, tickets, ticketing, usher, usher, theater usher, theater ushers, cinema usher, cinema ushers, ticket check, ticket checks, intrusion, intrusions, intruder, intruders, mankoff

"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC124246
High Res:
4616x3778 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, traffic cop, traffic cops, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, law, laws, rule, rules, rules of the road, boundary, boundaries, parent, parents, parenting, childhood, child, children, kid, kids, bad parents, bad parenting, breaking the rules, no rules, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, excuse, excuses

"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC131382
High Res:
3580x2692 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
driving, driver, drivers, distracted driving, driving distracted, text, texting, texting while driving, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, safe, safety, safe driving, bad driver, bad drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, ship in a bottle, ship-in-a-bottle, danger, dangerous, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell-phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, ticket, tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, excuse, excuses

"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC123915
High Res:
3323x3653 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
drink, drinks, drunk, drunks, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, alcohol addicts, drink drive, don't drink and drive, dont drink and drive, drunk driver, drunk drivers, police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, traffic police, ticket, tickets, driving ticket, driving tickets, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, drive, driving, drivers, drivers, unsafe driver, unsafe drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, pulled over, pull over, under influence, under the influence, driving under the influence, liquor, inebriated, inebriation

"I'm afraid you'll never know if this was for the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC41767
High Res:
2061x1173 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, violation, violations, music, tape, tapes, cd, cds, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, bad taste, taste, musical taste, singer, singers

A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC27956
High Res:
2183x1452 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, take a number, number, numbers, position, running, racing, which came first, first, one, ticket, tickets, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
BA500437
High Res:
1500x1181 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, speeding, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, mistake, mistakes, independent, independence, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, children, life lesson, life lessons, learning, learning from mistakes

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC121666
High Res:
3500x2824 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, baggage, baggage hold, baggage holds, baggage area, luggage, luggage hold, luggage holds, luggage area, luggage handler, luggage handlers, baggage handler, baggage handlers, loading, cheap, frugal, saving money, budget travel, traveling on a budget, travelling on a budget, ticket, tickets, cheap airline, cheap airlines, cheap flight, cheap flights, budget airline, budget airlines, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, travel, tourism, economy, economy class

"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC134535
High Res:
2996x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, trip, trips, tourism, tourist, tourists, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays, ticket, tickets, round-trip, round trip, round-trip ticket, round-trip tickets, round trip ticket, round trip tickets, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, cost, costs, cutting costs, animal, animals, shark, sharks, seaside, seashore, relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, fight, fights, fighting, argument, argument, arguing, bad choice, bad choices, worst vacation, worst holiday, bad holiday, bad vacation, bad vacations, bad holidays

"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC40141
High Res:
1889x1585 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC121667
High Res:
3665x2912 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rome, roman, romans, ancient rome, roman republic, anacient roman republic, gladiator, gladiators, arena, arenas, gladiator arena, gladiator arenas, warrior, warriors, easy match, no match, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, herding cats, ticket, tickets, ticket sales, colosseum, colosseums, combat, armed combat, blood sport, blood sports, cheap ticket, cheap tickets, lazy, laziness, disappoint, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, history teachers

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Artist:
Curtis, Kate
Search ID:
CC144742
High Res:
2905x2796 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, economy class, business class, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, flight, flights, plane, planes, ticket, tickets, snob, snobs, snobbery, snobbish, elitist, elitists, elitism, lording it, lording, domineering, pulling rank

Jersey State Aquarium staff.

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CX304829
High Res:
2485x1933 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
aquarium, aquariums, marine park, marine parks, animal, animals, dolphin, dolphins, underwater, ticket, tickets, ticket booth, ticket booths, buying tickets, front gate, main gate, entrance, entrances, staff, ticket sales, cashier, cashiers, new jersey

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC24092
High Res:
2136x2808 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball game, baseball games, ticket, tickets, freebie, freebies, promotional offer, promotional offers, special offer, special offers, free gift, free gifts, promotion date, promotion dates

Subway Series

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC44550
High Res:
1884x1543 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
subway series, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball season, baseball seasons, baseball game, baseball games, sports rivalry, sports rivalries, rivalry, rivalries, new york sports, new york sports teams, new york sports, subway, subways, ticket, tickets, ticket scalping, ticket scalper, ticket scalpers, markup, markups, scalper, scalping, scalpers, token, tokens, subway token, subway tokens, sketchy, ticket, tickets, ticket prices, ticket price, ticket re-selling, ticket re-sellers, ticket re-seller, new york city street, new york city streets, nyc, life in new york, new york life, sports fan, sports fans, sports games, sports, sport

"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC131315
High Res:
2598x4190 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, cashier, paid, pay, pays, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, pay, paid, ticket, tickets