Ticket Cartoons

Ticket Cartoons

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"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"

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"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

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"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."

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Entrapment Or What?

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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

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"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

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The Insanity Plea.

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"No wonder we could get tickets."

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"

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"To be frank, officer, my parents never set boundaries."

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"I wasn't texting. I was building this ship in a bottle."

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"That wasn't me, officer. That was the liquor driving."

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"I'm afraid you'll never know if this was for the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir."

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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.

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"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

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"No wonder we could get tickets."

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"Why did you think the round-trip tickets were only thirty-nine dollars a pop?"

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"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"

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"No wonder we could get tickets."

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"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

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Jersey State Aquarium staff.

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Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

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Subway Series

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"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."

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