"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
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A chicken and an egg racing to take a number to see which one of them will come first.
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Tags:ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking violation, parking violations, no parking, government, politics, political, law, laws, law and order, crimes, misdemeanour, misdemeanor, offense, offence, donald, manes, nyc, new york city, politician, politicians, 1986, parking violations bureau, scandal, scandals, scandalous, sign, signs, parking meter, parking meters, larceny, grand larceny, washington dc, washington, political scandal, political scandals
"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"
"O.K., where's the famine?"
Tags:famine, word play, play on words, car, cars, police, police officer, police officers, authorities, authority, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, over the limit, over the speed limit, speed limit, speed limits, in a rush, in a hurry, hot dog cart, food cart, street food, food, foods, ticket, tickets, speeding ticket, pulled over, food truck, food trucks, food stall, food stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog stand, law and order
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, stage, stages, auditorium, auditoriums, play, plays, show, shows, performance, performances, audience, entertainment, death, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, mourning, mourner, mourners, grief, grieving, widow, widows, crying, ticket, tickets, bad play, bad plays, bad performance, bad performances, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, good acting, good actor, good actors, good actress, good actress, realistic
"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."
"One posse, please."
Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, heavenly gates, pearly gates, st peter, peter, saint, saints, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, st. peter, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, ticket, tickets, ticketted, ticketed, scalped, scalps, scalp, scalper, scalpers, con, cons, conned, entry, enter, entrance, sport, sports, baseball
Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, baggage, baggage hold, baggage holds, baggage area, luggage, luggage hold, luggage holds, luggage area, luggage handler, luggage handlers, baggage handler, baggage handlers, loading, cheap, frugal, saving money, budget travel, traveling on a budget, travelling on a budget, ticket, tickets, cheap airline, cheap airlines, cheap flight, cheap flights, budget airline, budget airlines, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, travel, tourism, economy, economy class
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, speeder, speeders, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, transportation
"Don't forget to pay the cashier on your way down."
Tags:mountain, mountains, hermit, hermits, seek, seeking, advice, advisor, adviser, spiritual, spirituality, spiritualism, self help, reflection, reflect, meditate, meditation, hippy, hippies, guru, monk, monks, gurus, mountain man, witch doctor, preformative, enlightened, enlightenment, find yourself, cashier, paid, pay, pays, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, pay, paid, ticket, tickets
"Do you have any idea how fast you were evolving?"
Tags:animal, animals, fish, science, biology, evolution, evolutionary theory, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, evolving, evolve, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, fast, too fast, caught, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, twofer, twofers, entertainment, event, events, concert, concerts, sport, sports, game, games, ticket, tickets, scalping, scalper, scalpers, two for one, 2 for 1, buy one get one, bogo, retail
"One senior and one undead."
"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
Tags:senior, seniors, senior citizen, pensioner, pensioners, growing old, growing older, senior discount, senior discounts, age, aging, aged, over the hill, wife, wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, nagging wife, nagging wives, husbands, husband, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, ticket, tickets, ticketing, getting a ticket, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, driver, drivers, senior driver, senior drivers, older driver, older drivers, traffic fine, traffic fines, senior driver, senior drivers, fine, fines, discount, discounts
"One senior and one refuses to accept he's a senior."
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, cinema, cinemas, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, film, films, movie, movies, going to the movies, going to the cinema, ticket, tickets, fare, fares, fee, fees, charge, charges, price, prices, discount, discounts, concession, concessions, in denial, nonacceptance, entertainment
The Insanity Plea.
"Let's just stay in and contribute to the disappointing weekend box-office."
Tags:ticket, tickets, ticket sales, box office, box-office, box office sales, box-office sales, the box office, the box-office, film, films, new film, new films, movie, movies, new movie, new movies, weekend box office, weekend box-office, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, underperform, underperforming, fail, failing, failed, consumerism, consumerist, contribute, contributing, contribution, theater, theatre, theater performance, theater performances, theatre performance, theatre performances
"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"
Tags:opera, operas, concert, concerts, music, entertainment, performance, performances, sold out, ticket sales, ticket, tickets, scalper, scalpers, scalping, hawker, hawkers, selling tickets, buying tickets, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, entertainment, greed, greedy, money, modern life
Tags:subway series, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball season, baseball seasons, baseball game, baseball games, sports rivalry, sports rivalries, rivalry, rivalries, new york sports, new york sports teams, new york sports, subway, subways, ticket, tickets, ticket scalping, ticket scalper, ticket scalpers, markup, markups, scalper, scalping, scalpers, token, tokens, subway token, subway tokens, sketchy, ticket, tickets, ticket prices, ticket price, ticket re-selling, ticket re-sellers, ticket re-seller, new york city street, new york city streets, nyc, life in new york, new york life, sports fan, sports fans, sports games, sports, sport
"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"