Tie Cartoons

"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

A game of tic-tac-toe being played by two chess grandmasters.

"You call this a knot?"

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Say - do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?"

"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."

The Running for President Shop

"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"I like you in a tie."

Tie Rolls

"Great-looking tie!"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."