"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tree, trees, stuck, stuck in a tree, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, firefighter, firefighters, firemen, fireman, ladder, ladders, fire truck, fire trucks, firetruck, firetrucks, fire engine, fire engines, time, timely, slow, service, rescue, rescues, rescuing, slow response, response rate
"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
Tags:spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, fork, forks, thermometer, thermometric, temperature, clock, clocks, time, times, timed, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured
"No, I don't need an alarm clock - anxiety is my alarm clock."
Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs
"You're history, Leonard."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, history, historical, date, dates, year, years, time, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, warn, warning, warnings, scallops, creamy, too creamy, sauce, sauces, bad dish, bad choice, bad choices, future, time travel, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, time, science, technology, past
The International Date Line
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"Yes, I'm still working on it."
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"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
"Three tones will follow. Then there will be some buzzing noises, a woman giggling, and the incomparable Louis Armstrong singing 'I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you.' The woman giggling marks the correct time."
"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."
"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"
A watch face with Stonehenge
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"The summer went so fast."
A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
Tags:modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointment
Noah's Ark Being Towed.
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"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
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