"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
"Well, make yourself useful while you're steeping."
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"The internet wants to destroy your productivity."
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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
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"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
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DMV - Enter Here
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"You gotta help me stop looking up stuff I don't actually care about."
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"Do you mean am I busy busy?"
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"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."
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"He's in the other room, grumbling about the culture."
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"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."
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“We may as well go home. It’s obvious that this meeting isn’t going to settle anything.”
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"Look, time is money- could you please fast forward to your point."
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"I don't care which doctor I see. 'm not going to listen to him anyway."
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"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"
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