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Timing Cartoons
Timing cartoon 1 of 29
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
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dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicide, suicides, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leapingTiming cartoon 2 of 29
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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have children, children, kids, married, marriage, kid, marries, life, decision, decisions, time, timing, timed, life planning, planned, jersey, new jersey, jersey city, life advice, advice, advise, advising, adviser, relationship, relationships, marry, have kids, move house, moving house, middle age, middle-age, average life, typical, no good timeTiming cartoon 3 of 29
"The summer went so fast."
Timing cartoon 4 of 29
"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."
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modern world, modern-world, modern life, modern-life, issue, issues, magazine, magazines, zines, zine, newspaper, newspapers, time, timing, times, nonsensical, stupid, illogical, news papers, news paper, paper, papers, periodicals, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepared, newstand, news stand, newsstand, selling, sales, sold, pointless, disappointed, disappointmentTiming cartoon 5 of 29
"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"
Timing cartoon 6 of 29
"Two-minute warning."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, session, sessions, appointment, appointments, time, timer, timers, countdown, countdowns, stopwatch, stopwatches, stop watch, stop watches, stop-watch, stop-watches, watch, watches, clock, clocks, timing, warning, warnings, warn, time remaining, minutes, two-minute, two minutes, sport, sports, calling time, almost over, time's up, time's almost up, game over, limited time, healthcare, health care, mental health, doctor, doctors, modern lifeTiming cartoon 7 of 29
"Oh boy! I've won the- "
Timing cartoon 8 of 29
"Darling, let's get divorced."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, timing, bad timing, no warning, out of the blue, sudden, unexpected, date night, date nights, unromanticTiming cartoon 9 of 29
A line of buses with signs reading: "7 Buses Right Behind This One"; "6 Buses Right Behind This One"; "5 Buses Right Behind This One"
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urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, new york, ny, new york city, public transportation, transportation, bus, buses, taking the bus, waiting for a bus, bus station, bus stations, bus stand, bus stands, bus stop, bus stops, passenger, passengers, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, traffic, timing, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, sign, signs, street scene, street scenes, line of buses, right behind, directly behind, many buses, come at the same time, come at onceTiming cartoon 10 of 29
Street Performance
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busk, busker, busking, busks, busked, street performer, street performance, street performers, musician, musicians, tuba, tuba player, tuba players, tubas, hot dog, hot dogs, dog, dogs, coincidence, coincidences, timing, pet, pets, tip, tipping, happy dog, happy pet, happy petsTiming cartoon 11 of 29
"When is it ever the right time to ask for a divorce?"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, divorce, divorces, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, timing, bad timing, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, balloon trip, balloon trips, inconsiderate, separations, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriagesTiming cartoon 12 of 29
"He always times '60 minutes.'"
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television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., time, timer, timers, timekeeper, timekeepers, stopwatch, stopwatches, clock, clocks, timing, minutes, hour, precise, strict, exact, accurate, accuracy, news, news show, news shows, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, tv news, television news, t.v. newsTiming cartoon 13 of 29
Stone-age Patents
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caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, prehistory, prehistoric, patent, patents, patent office, patent offices, patented, patents office, patent attorney, patenting, patents offices, intellectual property, intellectual properties, intellectual copyright, intellectual property law, intellectual property laws, intellectual property right, intellectual property rights, intellectual property theft, ideas, idea, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, copycat, copycats, innovation, innovators, innovate, rock, rocks, timing, too late, late, discovery, discoveries, multiple discovery, multiple discovery, simultaneous discovery, simultaneous discoveriesTiming cartoon 14 of 29
Zero Dark Thirtysomething
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thirtysomething, thirtysomethings, seal team six, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, doubting, career, careers, career path, career paths, bad time, bad timing, awkward, awkward timing, timing, killer, killers, killing, seal team 6, job, jobs, worker, workers, progress, progresses, progressionTiming cartoon 15 of 29
"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"
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global warming, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, race, races, racing, global warming, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, refuel, refuels, refueling, gas, gasoline, environment, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, bad timing, timing, bad time, bad times, inconvenient, inconvenient timing, pit stop, pit stops, pit crew, pit crews, racer, car race, car races, internal combustion engine, gadfly, gadflies, annoying, annoyance, annoyancesTiming cartoon 16 of 29
"My wife! The good silver!"
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infidelity, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheater, cheating, cheaters, two timing, two timer, two timers, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, extramarital, extramarital affair, extramarital sex, extramarital affair, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, the dish ran away with the spoon, hey diddle diddle, caught, caught in the act, silverware, crockery, cutlery, two-timer, two-timers, two, timing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymesTiming cartoon 17 of 29
"Is this a good time to have a big fight?"
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, timing, bad timing, poor timing, threat, threats, long term relationship, long term relationship, big fight, big fights, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesTiming cartoon 18 of 29
"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."
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art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, easel, easels, paint, paints, early-morning, light, morning, mornings, sun, sunrise, sunrises, catch, catching, caught, capture, capturing, back to bed, back to sleep, bed, beds, bedroom, bedtime, sleep, sleeping, asleep, night owl, night owls, lazy, laziness, perfect timing, timing, early-riser, early-risers, getting up early, dedicated, hobby, hobbiesTiming cartoon 19 of 29
"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."
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sumo, affection, sumo wrestler, sumos, wrestle, wrestling, wrestler, wrestles, wrestlers, wrestling match, wrestling ring, sport, sports, contact sport, contact sports, affectionate, hug, hugging, cuddle, cuddling, grapple, grappling, grappler, grapples, grapplers, martial arts, martial art, culture, cultural, historical, timing, bad timing, honesty, openness, communication, communicate, communicating, feelings, feelingTiming cartoon 20 of 29
"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."
Timing cartoon 21 of 29
"Hey, it's Christmas somewhere."
Timing cartoon 22 of 29
"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lobster, seafood, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, date night, date nights, dinner date, dinner dates, man, men, foot in mouth, declaring love, confessing love, declaration, declarations, announcement, announcements, time, timing, bad timing, insensitiveTiming cartoon 23 of 29
"I'm running for city council and I'd like to kiss that baby."
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timing, bad timing, inappropriate, politician, politicians, kissing babies, baby kissing, city council, political candidate, political candidates, running for office, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity unit, maternity units, new parent, new parents, parenthood, self interest, self interested, political campaign, political campaignsTiming cartoon 24 of 29
"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"
Timing cartoon 25 of 29
Ultimate Frisbee: 3-5 P.M. / Penultimate Frisbee 1-2:30 P.M.
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