"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."
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"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."
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"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."
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"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."
"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
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"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"Dead man walking."
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"If I don't get a good twenty-three hours, I'm a wreck."
"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"
"O.K., Bud! Time's up!"
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Honey I'm Home
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"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."
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"Right now, I'm between naps."
"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."
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"Maybe you shouldn't send out e-mails when you're tired."
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A man filling up his coffee pot, with his brain as a coffee filter.
"I wish I had that kind of energy."
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"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."
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"Just give me anything that's lost its will to live/"
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
"She does this when she's tired."
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"For God's sake, Edgar, get up- I'm leaving you!"
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"Your four o'clock has the strength of a ten o'clock."
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