"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
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Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"
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Hudson River Crouton
"How far is two pounds from here?"
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"Yeah, I've been in rehub."
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A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.
"I've come for your tires."
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Tags:cars, car, vehicle, vehicles, tires, tire, tyre, tyres, repairs, repairfix, fixed, mechanic, mechanics, flat tire, flat tires, flat tyre, flat tyres, flats, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, flat tires fixed, flat tyres fixed, spare tire, spare tires, spare tyre, spare tyres, business, businesses, customers, customer service, customer experience, genius bar, quality, product quality, sales, customer
"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, food truck, food trucks, food cart, food carts, food van, food van, canteen, canteens, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, lunch, lunches, hot dogs, burgers, fries, coffee, drinks, ice cream, wagon, wagons, vehicle, vehicles, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, changing a tire, changing a tyre, tire, tires, tyre, tyres, repair, repairs, fixing, seat, seats, table, tables, wait, waiting, shortly, momentarily, side of the road, roadside, multi-tasking, jack-of-all-trades, handyman, handymen
"The Michelin stars are for the tires."
Tags:michelin, michelin star, food, foods, ranking, rating, rates, rankings, michelin stars, stars, star, tyre, tire, tires, tyres, mislead, misleading, misleads, restaurant, restaurants, food truck, food trucks, truck, trucks, van, vans, food van, food vans, sell, selling, advert, advertising, presentation, misinform, clarify, clarifies
"Somehow you've sucked the air out of my life and my right front tire."
A street vendor selling wheels
"Don't be a goon. Probably all he's after is your tires."