"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."
King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
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"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
Rhonda P. Clewson- Cat Person
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Steven Nevets- Palindrome
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Back to The Present - I
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"You've got him. Edward the Accessible at your service."
"I'm tired of being Queen. I want to be First Lady."
"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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Bologna - The Sandwich
"I'm David and I'm a bean-counter."
"That's Doctor Tambourine Man."
"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."
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"This is Dave, my friend plus."
"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."
"When you get a title remember title insurance."
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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