The night they invented champagne.
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champagne, sparkling wine, wine, wines, fine wine, fine wines, brewer, brewers, copyright, copyrights, copyright law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, patent, patents, patent law, patent laws, champagnes, toast, toasts, toasting, celebration, celebrations, celebrate, monk, monks, trappist, trappists, brewer, brewers, brewing, wine seller, wine sellersA slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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toaster, toasters, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, bread, stunt man, stunt men, tightrope, tight ropes, walker, walkers, circus act, circus acts, high wire, risk, risks, risky, balance, balancing, balancing act, balancing acts, balance beam, gymnast, gymnasts, gymnastics, toast, toasting"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, anniversary, anniversaries, leisure, perk, perks, toast, toasting, raise a glass, speech, speeches, celebrate, celebrations, ego, egotistical, egocentricMunch Master.
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munch, edvard munch, the scream, toast, toaster, toasters, burnt, burned, breakfast, breakfasters, artist, artists, art history, art, fine art, painter, painters, painting, paintings, masterpiece, masterpieces, morning toast"Are the kids asleep?"
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toast, toaster, toasters, square eyes, square eyed, brain fried, brains friend, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, childhood, child, late night tv, late night television, adult television, the watershed, unsuitable tv, unsuitable television, late-night tv, late-night-television, good parenting, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addiction, tv, television, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, dark humour, black humourEttore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, toast, toasted, toaster, bread, breads, loaf of, loaf, loaves, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"To the better mousetrap."
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mousetrap, mousetraps, mouse trap, mouse traps, cat, cats, predator, predators, prey, better mousetrap, a better mousetrap, mice, pest, pests, vermin, pest control, toast, toasts, toasting, cheers, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
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pigeon, pigeons, central park, park, parks, feed, feeds, feeding, choice, choices, fancy, bread, breads, breadcrumbs, bread crumbs, focaccia, baguette, baguettes, animal lover, animal lovers, elitist, elitists, toast, expectant, entitled, greed, greedy, upper class, upper classes, haute cuisine"In Charlie's hands wealth just never seems obscene, no matter how big it gets."
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rich people, rich person, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth, wealthy, millionaire, millionaires, multi-millionaire, multi-millionaires, obscenity, great wealth, toast, toasts, making a toast, speech, speeches, making a speech, compliment, compliments, complimentary, wealth gap, wealth divide"Don't encourage him."
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encourage, encourages, toaster, toasters, toast, toasts, toasting, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, give, gives, giving, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, tin cup, tin cups, beg, begs, beggar, begging, charity, charities, homeless, homeless person, homeless peopleFatalism and the Seeds of Doubt
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fatalism, fatalist, fatalists, seeds of doubt, the seeds of doubt, toaster, toasters, toast, brunt toast, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast time, gods will, god's will, destiny, destinies, fate, powerless, powerlessness, helpless, helplessness, disappointment, disappointments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child"The Toast Whisperer"
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toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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food, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, fruit, fruits, tomato, tomatoes, carrot, carrots, juice, juices, raw juice, raw juices, healing power, healing powers, healing, power, powers, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy diet, fitness, toast, toasting, cheers, drink, drinks, drinking, nutrition, vitamins, nutrients, nutritious, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendySuggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."
"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"
"I wanted a toaster."
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toaster, toasters, cavemen, caveman, cavewomen, cavewoman, toast, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, toasts, fire, fires, prehistory, prehistoric, gift, gifts, present, presents, dissatisfied, cooking, early civilization, campfire, campfires, early civilisation, primitive civilisation, primitive civilization, nag, nags, nagging, nagged"To representation without taxation!"
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no taxation without representation, taxation without representation, libertarian, libertarians, small government, small governments, toast, toasting, bar, bars, elite, elites, elitist, taxation is theft, tax, taxes, taxed, taxation is slavery, money, drink, drinking, drinks, raise a glass, democracy, government, governments, political philosophy, laissez faire, laissez-faire, wealthy, executive, executives