The night they invented champagne.
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."
"Are the kids asleep?"
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Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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"To the better mousetrap."
"To Hillary - and politicians without borders!"
"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
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"In Charlie's hands wealth just never seems obscene, no matter how big it gets."
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"Don't encourage him."
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Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
"The Toast Whisperer"
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White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."
"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"
"I wanted a toaster."
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"Here's to missing the big picture."
"To representation without taxation!"
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