A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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"Are the kids asleep?"
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Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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"Don't encourage him."
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"No, Tim, you're not crazy. You're special! You're a very special person, Tim. You have a magical, talking toaster, and that's what makes you special."
Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt
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"The Toast Whisperer"
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White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
Suggestion box with two slots like a toaster, labeled "Suggestions (and toast)."
"I wanted a toaster."
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"Here's to missing the big picture."
The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"IOU 1 BAGEL."
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"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."
"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."
Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail
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Valentines for Things
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"I'm in way over my head"
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Toaster and Bread at the Park.
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"Ah, just the person I was looking for."
"Make a different wish- your bagel is really stuck."
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"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."