The night they invented champagne.
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"To my wife of fifteen years —arguably the best of my many perks."
"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."
"To the better mousetrap."
"To Hillary - and politicians without borders!"
"Don't encourage him."
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"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"
"Here's to missing the big picture."
"To representation without taxation!"
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"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."
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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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"I'm not losing a daughter-I'm getting rid of a daughter."
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Toaster and Bread at the Park.
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"To jailed comrades!"
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"To the lady in the harbor."
"To a wonderful amphibious being!"
"My goal as a young man was to make accounting accessible to the masses. Thank god I failed."