The night they invented champagne.
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"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."
"To the better mousetrap."
"In Charlie's hands wealth just never seems obscene, no matter how big it gets."
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"Don't encourage him."
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White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.
"Lockhart, when everyone touched glasses at lunch, why didn't you touch mine?"
"I wanted a toaster."
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"Here's to missing the big picture."
"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."
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"Back when we were in college, and occasionally sleeping together, I never thought I'd be here, toasting you at your wedding to a woman."
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"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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"I'm not losing a daughter-I'm getting rid of a daughter."
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Toaster and Bread at the Park.
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"To the lady in the harbor."
"My goal as a young man was to make accounting accessible to the masses. Thank god I failed."
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"Are you as excited as I am?"
"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."
"Relax. I've come for your toaster."