"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."
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Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop
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"I think I speak for all of us."
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"Stop referring to you and me as 'we'!"
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"You're saying that because of the merger I have to admit both of you?"
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"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"
"We could get married and plan together forever."
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"But this can't be goodbye, Marian. What about the restaurant we're going to open together?"
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"See you around, partner—oh, I'm this way too."
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
"We're all together watching television, but we're not all watching television together."
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"But why can't we question authority together?"
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"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"
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"And, as this chart conclusively demonstrates, by the third quarter, we completely got our act together."
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"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"
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Women's Synchronized Peeing
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Misery Loves Co., Inc.
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"Yes, I came back. I always come back."
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