A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom
Tags:trouble ahead, argument, arguments, towel, towels, customized, customizations, customised, customisation, hand towel, hand towels, his 'n' hers, his and hers, bath towel, bath towels, set, sets, spat, spats, row, rows, fight, fights, fighting, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, hers 'n' hers, hers and hers, claim, claims, claiming, possession, possessions
"Bathroom? Sure, it's just down the hall to the left, jog right, left, another left, straight past two more lefts, then right, and it's at the end of the third corridor on your right."
Tags:bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, restroom, restrooms, directions, giving directions, right, left, hallway, hallways, corridor, corridors, confusing, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, rat, rats, lab mice, lab rats, lab rat, lab mouse, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, animal testing, scientific research, science
"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"
Tags:men's room, men's rooms, bathroom, bathrooms, loo, loos, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, urinal, urinals, cellphone, cellphones, telephone, telephones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ego, egotistical
"Ah! Here it is!"
"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."
Tags:party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, seat, seats, seating, small talk, dinner partner, dinner partners, bathroom, bathrooms, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, renovating, renovation, renovations, redecorating, home decor, boring, dull, uninteresting, lame, conversation, conversations, property, properties
"I identify with shorter lines."
Tags:toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, queue, queues, bathroom line, bathroom lines, restroom line, restroom lines, toilet line, toilet lines, line, lines, queuing, bathroom debate, bathroom debates, gender identity, gender identities, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, gender dysphoria, social problem, social problems, lgbt
A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
Tags:singularity, the singularity, machine, machines, take over, takes over, taking over, handtowel, handtowels, hand towel, hand towels, paper towel, dispenser, dispensers, hands-free, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, malfunction, malfunctions, malfunctioning, artificial intelligence, ai
"All our flow charts are backing up!"
Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms
Employees Must Wash Hands
Tags:hygiene, hygiene standards, hand wash, hand washing, was hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, staff bathroom, staff bathrooms, staff toilet, staff toilets, double standard, double standards, employee, employees, office workers, office worker, instruct, instructions, washroom, washrooms, restroom, restrooms, loo, loos, washroom sign, washroom signs, restroom sign, restroom signs, bathroom sign, bathroom signs, hygiene regulation, hygiene regulations
"Employees must pumice feet."
Tags:employees must, employee bathroom, bathroom, employee toilet, toilet, toilette, toilets, employee toilets, work, working world, world of work, wash hands, hand, hand washing, hand-washing, hygiene, hygienic, pumice, pumice stone, restroom, restrooms, employee restroom, employee restroom, health, health code, up to code, disgust, cringe, cringy, dying inside, offices, sign, signs, strange signs, hr, human resources, h r
I've got a gun.
"Remind me to take these off when I go to the men's room."
Tags:cinema, cinemas, movies, movie, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, film, 3-d, 3d, three dimensional, 3 dimensional, 3d glasses, 3d specs, 3d film, 3d films, 3d movie, 3d movie, men's room, mens room, toilet, toilets, wc, wcs, water closet, water closets, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, old age, senior, seniors, forget, forgetful, elderly men, elderly man, old men, old man, memory, memory problems, memory difficulties
Wash Hands After Every Business Deal
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, bathroom, restroom, bathrooms, restrooms, washroom, washrooms, toilet, toilets, ladies room, ladies rooms, men's room, mens rooms, loo, loos, powder room, powder rooms, business deal, business deals, sanitary, sanitize, sanitise, sanitation, employees, employee, sign, signs, reminder, reminders, food service, dining, server, servers
"Mom, can you open this salami?"
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, family life, family-life, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, offspring, mothering, salami, toilet, toilets, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, escape, escapes, no escape, no escapes, pestering, snack, snacks, unhygienic, locked door, locked doors
Women's Synchronized Peeing
Tags:synchronized swimming, synchronized swimmer, synchronized swimmers, synchronised swimmer, synchronised swimmers, synchronised swimming, eating out, dining out, going to the bathroom, going to the loo, going to the toilet, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, buddy system, buddy systems, double date, double dates
"Aha! Just as I suspected!"
Tags:business, men, office, women, feminism, exclude, excludes, excluding, exclusion, exclusions, board meeting, board meetings, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, boys club, boys clubs, boys' club, boys' clubs, mens room, mens rooms, men's room, men's rooms, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, mankoff
"We're doing all we can, Mrs. Fox, but he's already lost a lot of urine."
Tags:nurse, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, toilet, toilets, men's room, men's rooms, washroom, washrooms, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for ﬁve seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"
Tags:snow, snowing, snowstorm, snowstorms, tracks, track, paw print, paw prints, pawprint, pawprints, ice, cold, freeze, freezing, winter, snowfall, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walkies, distract, distracted, bathroom, toilet, concentrate, concentration, blizzard, blizzards, weather
"Say, where's the hogwash?"