"Why didn't you go before we left?"
"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
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"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."
"Mom, can you open this salami?"
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"Watch my purse, okay?"
Cow uses Alphorn as a toilet
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Palanquin Toilet Break
Alien Toilet Break
"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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Employees must wash hands.
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Sorry You Have Temporarily Lost Your Audience
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The Puppet Poop
"I need to tinkle."
"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."
Tags:bathroom break, bathroom breaks, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, potty break, potty breaks, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, flight, flights, long flight, long flights, long haul, long hauls, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, plane trip, plane trips, long distance, long distances
"The dog wants out again!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, smoker, smokers, smoking, smoking break, smoking breaks, cigarette break, cigarette breaks, cigarette, cigarettes, toilet break, toilet breaks, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bad habit, bad habits, vice, vices, family pet, family pets, family dog, family dogs