"He died young."
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"But, seriously. . ."
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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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All You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
"And that's my tomb."
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"He was never one to waste words."
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Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge
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"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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"That explains the shape."
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"You’re trying to take credit for one of mine."
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"He looks just the way he did in life."
Tomb of the unknown leftover
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"It's neither hieratic nor demotic in its illegibility: I think it's a doctor's prescription."
"She was one great termite."
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Wouldn't stop picking at it.
Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.
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"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."
An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.
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On this site will be constructed a 38-story luxury mausoleum
The Tomb of the Unknown Quantity.
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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"
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"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"
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