"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
Tags:technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating
"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ldr, l.d.r., ldrs.l.d.r.s., neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, ex, exes, close, closer, too far, modern life
"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"
Tags:competition, competitive, community, communities, keep up, pressure, peer pressure, neighbors, neighbours, neighbor, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, sinister, alternative, alternatives, threat, threatening, bad, kill, assassinate, assassinates, kills, over the top, ott, too far, serious, overly serious, pressures, inferior, inferiority complex
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
"This time, she went too far."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bull, bulls, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, dating troubles, dating, bullfighter, bullfighting, bullfight, matador, matadors, spear, spears, injury, injuries, too far, gone too far, going too far, revenge, wound, wounds, wounded, anger, angry
"He works and plays well with others."
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, monument, monuments, praise, recognition, praise-worthy, acknowledgement, student, students, assessment, assessments, report, reports, report card, report cards, success, successful, achievement, achievements, child, children, kid, kids, participation, participation ribbon, participation prize, too much, too far, over-praise, works well with others, plays well with others
Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken
Tags:animal, animals, fish, chicken, chicken, rooster, roosters, hen, hens, poultry, meat, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, technology, problem, problems, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, mutant, mutants, dna, d.n.a., too far, modern life
"He had himself pierced once too often."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, piercing, piercings, earring, earrings, fashion, style, personal style, personal appearance, wild, punk, too far, accessories, piercer, piercers
"Good defenses make good neighbors."
Tags:relationship, relationships, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, fence, fences, good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, defence, defences, defense, defenses, tank, tanks, arms, weapon, weapons, military, army tank, army tanks, overkill, too far, word play, wordplay, property, properties, real estate, home ownership, owning a home
"If you ask me, he's come too far too fast."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, butterfly, butterflies, caterpillar, caterpillars, nature, science, biology, metamorphosis, transformation, transformations, too far, too fast, progress, progression, promotion, promotions, gossip, gossiping, development, developing, progressing, advancing, advancement
Not An Exit
Tags:polite, politeness, etiquette, manners, too far, british, britishness, rules, following the rules, follow the rules, exit, door sign, door signs, sign, signs, signage, obedience, prison, prisons, jail, jails, imprisoned, imprison, prisoner, prisoners, law abiding, law-abiding, rules, rule, formalities, formality, formal
"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."
Firefighters hold out a safety net for a frog