"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."
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"I'll have an ounce of prevention."
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"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"
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"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
"Too late. I already put the TV to bed."
"This is the part of religion we could do without."
"Sorry, wrong room."
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"You just missed him. He's gone home."
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"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
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"I told you we should have sold last winter."
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"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."
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"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
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"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
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"Whoa! That's a lot of flame, Beth. I'll pick up a fire extinguisher on my way back from the gym."
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Meet the lemmings! ...Oops, too late.
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"I'm sorry. The beef Wellington has to be ordered twenty-four hours in advance."
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"Good news, hon. Your doctor now has the right to recommend treatment."
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"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."
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"They were treating him for writer's block. But by the time they realized it was writer's cramp it was too late."
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"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"
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Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words
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