"We've had complaints."
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A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
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"You need to put in 10,000 hours."
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Flowchart of an idea.
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"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
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"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."
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"He's harpooned on me, isn't he?"
"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."
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"Now you can send it."
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"Just tell us who's winning."
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