"Hand me my claw hammer."
"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."
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"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
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"He's never been very good with his hands."
Artist's Equipment Comes To Life
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"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."
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"Take my advice, pal. Drink up and get out of here."
"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."
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"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
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"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"
Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
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Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
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Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
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"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."
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Thor's Other Tools
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"Now, understand, I'm not suggesting that you actually do anything with any of these tools."
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Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
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"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
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"It's hard to believe he was all we had before Google."
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Swiss Army Couch.
"It's an awl in your head."
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"Magic wand, stat!"
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