"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
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"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
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"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."
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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."
In the Final Analysis
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"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."
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The Tooth Ferret
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"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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"If this cleaning hurts I'll bite your f****g head off."
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"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."
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J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
Bedtime Of The Gods
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"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
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"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."
"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
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"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"
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Floss Street Vendor
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"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."
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"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
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Acme Party Floss
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"The fangs stay!"