"Instead, let me be your investment advisor and get you eleven-per-cent return, year in and year out, regardless of market conditions."
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david, goliath, investment advisor, investment adviser, investment advisers, investment advisors, investor, investors, investment, investments, money advice, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, bible, bibles, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, war, wars, conflict, conflicts"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."
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woodpecker, woodpeckers, bird, birds, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, arks, wildlife, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, flaw in the plan, flawed plan, flawed plans, sinking ship, sinking ships, bible story, biblical flood, sunday school, bible stories, genesis, old testament, torah story, torah stories, book of genesis, flood, floods, flooding"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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old testament, god, gods, deity, deities, divine being, divine beings, lightening strike, lightening strikes, lightning strike, lightning strikes, golfer, golfers, golf course, golf courses, golf player, golf players, new testament, angel, angels, heaven, heavens, divine anger, divine intervention, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."
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sodom, lot's wife, lot, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, bible, bibles, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, pillar of salt, ado, edith, bible myth, bible myths, shpasik, jtoons"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."
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voice crying in the wilderness, book of isaiah, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, meeting, meetings, company, companies, department, departments, appointment, appointments, john the baptist, opinion, opinions, unpopular opinion, unpopular opinions, rebel, rebels, corporate cultureNoah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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noah, noah's ark, noah's arc, noahs arc, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, bible, bibles, old testament, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleeping problem, sleeping technique, sleeping techniques, counting sheepGoliath, the World's Biggest Philistine, at the Goth Art Gallery.
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art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, philistine, philistines, art critic, art critics, art criticism, tourist, tourists, culture, goliath, bible character, bible characters, bible story, bible stories, torah character, torah characters, torah story, torah stories, art lover, art lovers"I ran into some guy named Adam who tells one hell of a story."
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adam, eve, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, cavemen, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, cavewomen, cavewoman, garden of eden, genesis, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, old testament, story teller, story tellers, origin of religion, tall tale, tall tales, tall-tale, tall-tales"Because that's the part I'm suddenly self-conscious about."
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self-conscious, self-consciousness, self-esteem, tree of knowledge, adam, eve, fig leaf, fig leaves, bottom, bottoms, butt, butts, does my butt look big in this, creation myth, creation myths, the fall, creation story, creation stories, body image, body-image, image conscious, female stereotype, female stereotypes, garden of eden, genesis, bible story, torah story, torah stories, bible stories, judaism, christianityArresting Adam and Eve
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adam, eve, garden of eden, genesis, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, temptation, temptations, tempting, tempted, beat cop, beat cops, the fall, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, arrest, arrests, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, christian, christians, christianity, judaism, jew, jews"This is Joshua. Joshua fit the battle of Jericho."
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jericho, bible story, bible stories, bible character, bible characters, biblical character, biblical characters, torah story, torah stories, torah character, torah characters, joshua, mythical figure, mythical figures, battle of jericho, jericho, introduction, introductions, conquest of canaan, book of joshua, jehoshua, hoshea"It's a vanity project."
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angel, angels, vanity project, vanity projects, vain, creator, creators, creation, creation myth, creation myths, god, gods, divine being, divine beings, deity, deities, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotism, big headed, big-headed, big head, big-heads"It's time to take down Goliath's head."
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goliath, david, king david, michal, bathsheba, philistine, philistines, israel, kingdom of israel, trophy, trophies, david and goliath, wall art, corpse, corpses, beheading, beheadings, rotting, decapitation, war trophy, war trophies, enemy, enemies, offputting, off-putting, smell, smells, odour, odours, odor, odors, interior design, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testamentCrime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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garden of eden, crime scene, crime scenes, paradise, crime-scene, crime-scenes, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, old testament, bible, bibles, tree of knowledge, apple, the fall, adam, eve, book of genesis, serpent, serpents, temptation, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, eden"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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organism, organisms, environment, environmental impact, environmentalist, environmentalists, angel, angels, adam, eve, bible, bibles, torah, torah story, bible story, bible stories, torah stories, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, the fall, mankind, humankind, genesis, mistake, mistakes, mankind, error, errorsThe Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry
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prodigal son, prodigal sons, laundry, laundries, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework, house-work, washing day, washing days, wash day, wash days, proverb, proverbs, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, old testament, grownup kid, grownup child, grown-up kids, grown-up child"God is out to get me."
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