Moses' Reading Glasses
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Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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"And God called the light day."
"M, F, L, G, B, T, Q, I - we're going to need a bigger ark."
Expulsion with Goody Bags
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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
The Encyclopedia of Job
Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"What's the trick?"
"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."
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"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."
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Moses in Connecticut