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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."
The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
"So far, so good! And no one's wise to the performance enhancing drugs!"
"Hey, it's not a race."
"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."
"After I won, I came all unglued."
Nice Guys Finish Last
Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.