"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
"We're always looking for new ways to increase the suffering."
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"Excuse me-those performance reviews were supposed to be anonymous."
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How Is Your Pain Today?
"You can stop the pain, Marcel. Just show us how to crust a sea bass."
"Remember when they couldn't do this sort of thing to you?"
"Yes sir, the place wouldn't be the same without old Bosley here!"
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"All right! All right! No more Easy Listening Rock! I'll talk!!"
"Don't talk to me about suffering - in my spare time, I'm a writer."
"Look, you're never going to make any progress in therapy if you keep blaming other people for your problems."
A torturer checks his tip jar.
"You're right, now is not the ideal time for you. But you've got to admit that there's never really a perfect time to have children."
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"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."
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"I do hope you'll excuse the formality of the clamps."
"Here comes the tickle monster!"
"Are you still using that outlet?"
"How did a guy like you ever get into a business like this?"
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"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
"You are no match for my inner critic. . ."
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"I was afraid it was bursitis, but it's only repetitive stress injury."
"Where do you get your ideas?"
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"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."